Five businesses that don’t exist
We made these to show how we work. The businesses are made up. There are no real clients, results or reviews behind them.
A rehearsal space in East Nashville, a biscuit counter in Germantown, a plumber in Franklin, a physical therapy clinic in Sylvan Park, a handyman in Donelson. Each page shows the thing you’d get in your inbox if you bought the matching job, written out in full or in a long excerpt, with the price from our list.
Sample, not client work. The business shown is fictional.
Profile sheet
Everything we’d enter, in one place, so the owner can read it before it goes live.
- Name
- Low Note Rehearsal RoomsAs on the sign. No keywords added.
- Primary category
- Recording studio
- Additional categories
- Musical instrument rental service
- Address
- 1100 Sample Row, Nashville, TN 37206Shown, because people come to this door.
- Phone
- (615) 555-0100
- Hours
- Every day, 10 am to midnightHoliday hours added as they come up.
Low Note Rehearsal Rooms
East Nashville. Hourly band rooms with backline.
A Google Business Profile sheet, a citation list and a service-area page brief.
The job: Local launch, $999
Sample, not client work. The business shown is fictional.
The prompt set (excerpt)
We write them the way people type, not the way a marketer would.
Prompt set excerpt Type Prompt Business named? Looking for a place Where can I get a biscuit breakfast in Germantown? Mixed Looking for a place Breakfast counter near the Nashville Farmers’ Market that opens early Not named Looking for a place Biscuit sandwich places in Nashville with a vegetarian option Not named Looking for a place Quick breakfast before a show downtown, walkable from Germantown Mixed By name What’s on the menu at Porch Light Biscuits? Named By name Is Porch Light Biscuits open on Sunday? Mixed Porch Light Biscuits
Germantown. A breakfast counter.
The prompts, what the assistants said, and the fix list.
The job: AI visibility check (up to 25 prompts), $599
Sample, not client work. The business shown is fictional.
Walkthrough outline
A recorded screen video you watch whenever you like. No live call. This one is about ten minutes.
- 0:00How to read the report and the priority columns.
- 1:30The three priority 1 items, on screen, one at a time.
- 4:00What the fixes look like in WordPress, so a developer or a sprint can pick them up.
- 7:00What we’d leave alone and why.
- 8:30How to start fixing: yourself, your developer, or a Fix sprint.
Tin Cup Plumbing & Drain
Franklin. Residential plumber.
A prioritized fix list and the outline of the recorded walkthrough.
The job: Quick audit (up to 50 pages), $599
Sample, not client work. The business shown is fictional.
sameAs map
Which profiles belong to the same business, and which don’t.
sameAs map Profile In sameAs? Note Google Business Profile Yes The profile’s map URL, once it’s verified Facebook page Yes Name and address match the site Instagram Yes Same name LinkedIn page Yes Same name Apple Business Connect Not a URL we can cite Claim it, keep the data matching Old listing, former address No Ask the directory to remove it. Don’t point at it. Stillhouse Physical Therapy
Sylvan Park. A neighborhood clinic.
The JSON-LD, the sameAs map and FAQ markup.
The job: Schema & entity pack, $499
Sample, not client work. The business shown is fictional.
Keyword map (excerpt)
Each row in the full map also has the page’s search intent, what to put on it, the internal links in and out, and what to skip. The map is a document. It doesn’t contain traffic figures or promised rankings.
Keyword map excerpt Page Main phrase (the way people search) Why Status Home handyman Donelson TN Local, broad Exists, rewrite the title Drywall repair drywall repair Donelson A job people search for by name New Door and trim door and trim repair Nashville Same New Deck repair deck repair and staining Hermitage Same; Hermitage neighbors Donelson New Small bathroom fixes bathroom repair handyman Nashville Overlap with plumbers; keep it to the small stuff New Punch lists handyman honey-do list Nashville How a lot of customers describe the work New Latch & Lumber Handyman
Donelson. Repairs and small carpentry.
A keyword map and one finished service page.
The job: Keyword & site map plan (up to 30 pages), $499 and Service page, $299
How to read them
Every sample page has the same four parts: the made-up business in two lines, the deliverable, a few notes on why it’s built that way, and the matching job with its price and an Add to cart button. None of them shows a ranking, a traffic chart or a review count, because there are none to show.
A real report for your business will be longer and specific to your site. These are the shape and the tone.
If a name here matches a real business near you, that’s a coincidence. Tell us and we’ll change it.